Nothing Defines Humans Better Than Their Willingness

The Best Plan Now Is To Have As Many Bosses As Possible. I Call It Boss Diversity. If You Work For A Company And You Have One Boss And That Boss Doesn't Like You Or Wants To Get Rid Of You, You're In Trouble. But If You Work For Yourself, You Have Lots Of Bosses, Who Are Your Customers, And If A Few Of Them Decide They Don't Like You, That's Okay.

I Love You Like A Fat Kid Loves Cake!

In Less Enlightened Times, The Best Way To Impress Women Was To Own A Hot Car. But Women Wised Up And Realized It Was Better To Buy Their Own Hot Cars So They Wouldn't Have To Ride Around With Jerks.

Continuing To Believe The Same Thing, Even In The Face Of New Evidence To The Contrary, Is The Definition Of Insanity - Except In Politics Where It's Called Leadership.

Your Best Work Involves Timing. If Someone Wrote The Best Hip Hop Song Of All Time In The Middle Ages, He Had Bad Timing.