Not That I Had A Big Arse

We're Living Through A Time Where We Are Fighting Wars Fostered By Politics, Admittedly Not On The Same Scale As The First World War, But With Equally Tragic Realities For Our Soldiers And Their Families.

Look At You Lot, You're All So Vacant, Is It Nice Not Being Me It Must Be So Relaxing.

We Have A Lot More Unlikely Heroes Now. It’s Not Just The Guy With Guns—it’s The Guy With Brains.

I Always Seem To Be Cast As Slightly Wan, Ethereal, Troubled Intellectuals Or Physically Ambivalent Bad Lovers. But I'm Here To Tell You I'm Quite The Opposite In Real Life. In Fact I'm A F**king Fantastic Lover.

Because Reading Is One Of The Joys Of Life, And Once You Begin, You Can't Stop, And You've Got So Many Stories To Look Forward To.