Not Only Around Our Infancy Doth Heaven

One Learns More Metaphysics From A Single Temptation Than From All The Philosophers.

He Who Esteems The Virginia Reel A Bait To Draw Saints From Their Spiritual Weal, And Regards The Quadrille As A Far Greater Knavery Than Crushing His African Children With Slavery, Since All Who Take Part In A Waltz Or Cotillon Are Mounted For Hell On The Devil's Own Pillion, Who, As Every True Orthodox Christian Well Knows, Approaches The Heart Through The Door Of The Toes.

True Scholarship Consists In Knowing Not What Things Exist, But What They Mean; It Is Not Memory But Judgment.

The Brain Can Be Easy To Buy, But The Heart Never Comes To Market.

Granting Our Wish Is One Of Fate's Saddest Jokes.