Not Me. Give Me Honesty Anytime.

No One Had Ever Called Me Unnatural Before, Except For The Time I Put Ketchup On A Taco. But Seriously, We'd Been Out Of Salsa, So What Else Was I Supposed To Do?

The Best Jury Of Your Peers That You’ll Ever Find Is…well, You. Only You Know What You’re Capable Of And What You Want To Be.

Metaphors. This Was The Cost Of Making Out With An Artist.

I’m Still Here, Still In Love With You, And Care About You More Than Any Other Guy Ever Will." -adrian-

Nah. I’m A Consultant, Of Course. Everyone’s Favorite Nondescript Yet Well-paid White-collar Job.