Not Everything's Made To Win An Academy

I'm Actually Very Ordinary, Except People Get To Pay Their Money To Come Watch Me Work. The Same Way That We Go To Mcdonald's.. We Don't Care About The Guy Behind The Counter, But If He Was Doing Something Special, We'd Pay Our Money To Go Watch Him Cook That Hamburger.

I've Never Considered Myself A Comedian. I'm A Comedic Actor.

Any Changes That I Made To My Line, I Asked If I Could Make Them, Which I Do In Every Movie. So Far Everybody's Been Gracious Enough To Say Yes. The Only Improvising I Do Is In The Movies I Do With Chris Guest, Which Is What We Do.

When People Want Me To Sign An Autograph In A Restaurant, And I'm Eating. I Don't Even Have To Say No, I Just Kind Of Stop And Look At Them ... "oh, Okay. I'll ... I'll Come Back."

We Need To Change America's Image Round The World. America Has Lost Some Lustre In Terms Of How Folks Aspire To Be Like Us.