Not Everyone Has A Sob Story, Charlie,

I Didn't Feel Like Reading That Night, So I Went Downstairs And Watched A Half-hour Long Commercial That Advertised An Exercise Machine. They Kept Flashing A 1-800 Number, So I Called It. The Woman Who Picked Up The Other End Of The Phone Was Named Michelle. And I Told Michelle That I Was A Kid And Did Not Need An Exercise Machine, But I Hoped She Was Having A Good Night. That's When Michelle Hung Up On Me. And I Didn't Mind A Bit.

If You Care About Somebody, You Should Want Them To Be Happy. Even If You Wind Up Being Left Out.

I Wonder What It Will Be Like When I Leave This Place.

After A Few Minutes, It Was Time For Me To Leave. I Don't Know Who Decides These Things. It Just Happens.

The Radio Comes Back Even Louder Than You Remember It.