Not Everybody Is Perfect, And I Don't

I Think That By Ignoring The Show You're Ignoring The Audience Who Put You There.

Women Say Hello And Then Put Their Hands Down My Trousers. I Thought It Was My Hand They Were Supposed To Shake.

The Object Of This Competition Is Not To Be Mean To The Losers But To Find A Winner. The Process Makes You Mean Because You Get Frustrated. Kids Turn Up Unrehearsed, Wearing The Wrong Clothes, Singing Out Of Tune And You Can Either Say, "good Job" And Patronize Them Or Tell Them The Truth, And Sometimes The Truth Is Perceived As Mean.

I Love Producing Shows. And So When You're On A Show Where Other People Are Making Decisions You Don't Necessarily Agree With It, After A While You Start To Feel Like A Passenger.

If I Went To A Psychiatrist, It Would Be A Long Session. I've Always Thought That I Do Have A Number Of Issues That Probably Need Dealing With, Because I Am Quite Odd In Some Ways.