Not Dating Is A Choice, Not A

Now That I'm Being Very Successful, Publishers Are Trying To Mainstream Me, But I'm Unabashedly Genre. It's What I Like To Read, What I Like To Write

I Should Not Have To Flirt With Someone While I'm Trying To Threaten Someone Else With A Gun; It Was Too Hard To Do Both.

It Was An Hour Before Dawn. When All The Whos Down In Whoville Were Asnooze In Their Beds Without Care. Sorry, Wrong Book. If I Get To Stay Awake Until Dawn, I Get Just A Tad Slaphappy.

If You Have A Choice Between Extra Makeup Or Extra Weapons Always Take The Weapons. Just The Fact That You're Debating Between Those Two Choices Proves That You're Going To Need The Weapons More.

Some Issues Stay Fresh Every Time You Open Them Up. It's Like Evil Magical Tupperware -- It Stays Fresh Forever.