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Married Women Vote Republican; Single Women Vote Democratic. That's Why Liberals Promote Policies To Break Up Families. Every Social Malady Is A Victory For The Left. A Couple Gets Divorced And Liberals Say, "yay! Another Democratic Voter!" A Child Is Born Out Of Wedlock And Liberals Say, "yay! Another Democratic Voter!" A Person Gets Addicted To Drugs And Liberals Say, "yay! Another Democratic Voter!"

Being Anti-war In Hollywood Was An Act Of Bravery On The Order Of The Keynote Speaker At A Plo Dinner Making Jokes About Ariel Sharon.

There's Never A Recession If You Work For The Government.

In The Spirit Of Reaching Across The Aisle, We Owe It To The Democrats To Show Their President The Exact Same Kind Of Respect And Loyalty That They Have Shown Our Recent Republican President.

Although God Believers Don't Need Evolution To Be False, Atheists Need Evolution To Be True.