Normally, I'm So Shy.

Ah Swear, Ah Will Croak If She Asks Me For A Pair Of Nikes Instead Of Christian Louboutins!

I Made Sure No Butt Cheek Hung Out. You Know, The Original Daisy, Catherine Bach's Shorts Were Shorter Than Mine.

There's Nothing Worse Than Being Disappointed In Somebody.

My Family Is My Life, And I'll Never Lose That.

I Have A Huge Rib Cage, Which Is Why I Can Hold A Note Out Until I'm Blue In The Face... Because I Have Such A Big Lung Capacity.