Nor Can One Word Be Chang'd But

Know From The Bounteous Heaven All Riches Flow.

The Man Does Better Who Runs From Disaster Than He Who Is Caught By It.

The God Of War Will See Fair Play-he's Often Slain That Wants To Slay!

Without A Sign, His Sword The Brave Man Draws, And Asks No Omen, But His Country's Cause.

Remember That Postcard Grandpa Sent Us From Florida Of That Alligator Biting That Woman's Bottom? That's Right, We All Thought It Was Hilarious. But, It Turns Out We Were Wrong. That Alligator Was Sexually Harassing That Woman.