None Of You Will Ever Know What

Live Music Is The Most Primal Form Of Energy Release You Can Share With Other People Besides Having Sex Or Taking Drugs.

My Mother Always Tried To Keep A Little Bit Of British Culture In Our Family. We'd Drink Tea All The Time!

The World Sucks, People Are Not True

There's Nothing Better Than Having A Baby. I've Always Loved Children. I Used To Work Summers At The Ymca And Be In Charge Of, Like, 30 Preschool Kids. I Knew That When I Had A Child, I'd Be Overwhelmed, And It's True... I Can't Tell You How Much My Attitude Has Changed Since We've Got Frances. Holding My Baby Is The Best Drug In The World.

Throughout My Life, I've Always Been Really Close With Girls And Made Friends With Girls. And I've Always Been A Really Sickly, Feminine Person Anyhow, So I Thought I Was Gay For A While Because I Didn't Find Any Of The Girls In My High School Attractive At All.