None Of The Arts Are Any Good

I Don't Know What I Want, But I Know What I Don't Want

Inertia Accounts For Two-thirds Of Marriages. But Love Accounts For The Other Third.

It Is Impossible To Experience One's Death Objectively And Still Carry A Tune.

Life Is A Concentration Camp. You're Stuck Here And There's No Way Out And You Can Only Rage Impotently Against Your Persecutors.

I Believe There Is Something Out There Watching Us. Unfortunately, It's The Government.