Nobody's Ever Asked Me To Pay For

I'm Kind Of A Dork. I Don't Have Much Game. I'm Not Particularly Comfortable In Bars Or Clubs. I Much Prefer Being Home Playing Scrabble, Having Dinner With A Couple Friends, Going To See A Movie, Or Losing A Whole Weekend To Season 14 Of Law And Order Or The Simpsons.

I Have My Own Personal Wish List.

My Father Is Black And My Mother Is White. Therefore, I Could Answer To Either, Which Kind Of Makes Me A Racial Lone Ranger, Caught Between Two Communities.

To Be Honest, I Find Going Out Pretty Scary And Intimidating. Got All Those People Checking You Out, With Only One Purpose: Hooking Up. I'm Quite The Dork, I'd Rather Sit Home And Play Scrabble. But That Doesn't Get You A Girl, Does It?

One Of The Traps Of Auditioning Is Walking Into That Room Feeling As Though You're A Guest In Someone's House, And Being Really Careful Not To Spill Wine On The Carpet. What You Have To Do Is Walk In There As Though You're The Host.