Nobody Who's Ever Been To Gulag Is

The Beatles Are Not Merely Awful. They Are So Unbelievably Horrible, So Appallingly Unmusical, So Dogmatically Insensitive To The Magic Of The Art, That They Qualify As Crowned Heads Of Anti-music.

All Adventure Is Now Reactionary.

...the Traces To The East Haven Been Broken, The Republican Party Will Never Again Be Dominated By The Editorial Writers For The New York Herald Tribune. Free At Last.

Scientists Are People Who Build The Brooklyn Bridge And Then Buy It.

Everyone Detected With Aids Should Be Tattooed In The Upper Forearm, To Protect Common Needle Users, And On The Buttock, To Prevent The Victimization Of Other Homosexuals.