Nobody Who's Ever Been To Gulag Is

Everyone Detected With Aids Should Be Tattooed In The Upper Forearm, To Protect Common Needle Users, And On The Buttock, To Prevent The Victimization Of Other Homosexuals.

... To Say That The Cia And The Kgb Engage In Similar Practices Is The Equivalent Of Saying That The Man Who Pushes An Old Lady Into The Path Of A Hurtling Bus Is Not To Be Distinguished From The Man Who Pushes An Old Lady Out Of The Path Of A Hurtling Bus: On The Grounds That, After All, In Both Cases Someone Is Pushing Old Ladies Around.

He Was A Conservative All Right, But Invariably He Gave The Impression That He Was A Conservative Because He Was Surrounded By Liberals; That He Had Been A Revolutionist If That Had Been Required In Order To Be Socially Disruptive.

I Had Much More Fun Criticizing Than Praising.

France Believes In Armed Intervention By America Only When The Intervention Is In France To Rescue France From Occupation By Other Powers.