Nobody Wants To See A Bejeweled Pregnant

It's Ludicrous That My Friends In California Aren't Able To Legally Get Married. It's A Civil Rights Issue. In 20 Years We're Going To Look Back At Tapes Of These Antigay People Saying Ridiculous Things On The News And It's Going To Sound As Antiquated As The Newsreels Of Horrible Racists From The '50s.

Every Episode Has A Purpose To Move The Story Forward.

It's Weird People Think My Kids Will Be In Therapy Because Of Their Names. Guys, My Kids Will Be Therapy For Lots Of Reasons, I'm Sure.

For Me, Coming To Work And Laughing Is So Much More Preferable Than Coming To Work And Having To Cry Over A Corpse Or Something. That's A Drag.

My Mother Accidentally Gave Me Food Poisoning. She Fed Me Baby Carrots For A Snack Before Christmas Dinner - But They Had Expired In June! I Threw Up For The Next 24 Hours.