Nobody Uses His Car In New York,

The Japanese Are Human Beings Like The Rest Of Us, But They Will Strongly Resent This Insinuation.

To Be Extravagant You Need Money. True. But You Do Not Need Your Own Money.

The British Suffer From A Most Unfortunate Superiority Complex - Unjustified Even Under Victoria And Most Certainly Hopelessly Out-of-date Today.

Once You Start Buying First Aid Kits You Start Having Accidents.

Jokes Are Better Than War. Even The Most Aggressive Jokes Are Better Than The Least Aggressive Wars. Even The Longest Jokes Are Better Than The Shortest Wars.