Nobody Makes Me Laugh Like My Wife.

I Think That In The Christian Community, We're Lacking A Lot Of Things, And I Don't Know That It's Just Children's Role Models.

They Did Interviews With My Wife And Daughter-they Were Genuinely In Fear Of Me Having A Heart Attack, Working 20 Hours A Day, Eating Fast Food.

I Never Thought I Was Particularly Talented, And To Be Honest With You, I Still Don't.

I Wanted To Leave Eight Is Enough For The Navy.

If I'm Going To Follow A God, Why Would I Want To Follow A God Of My Creation? That Would Be An Alcoholic Idiot Nitwit Jerk God!