Nobody Hates Hipsters More Than Hipsters.

There's Probably Some Buried Conservative Inside Of Me, Coming Out Like A Little Gremlin In My Belly That I've Suppressed. This Is A Sort Of Character I've Done Before: He's Kind Of Dumb And He's Kind Of Arrogant, And A Little Seedy. A Little Coke-y. He's Gotten Into The Cocaine Or He's Had Too Much Coffee. It's Been Pretty Fun. Not All The Songs Are Like That But It Sort Of Creeps In There.

I Used To Work In An Office In New York For This Terrible Company, And We Used To Have Staff Meetings, And I Would Just Count How Many Times The Boss Would Use The Phrase "in Terms Of." And He Would Say It Like 30 Or 40 Times. And Sometimes He Would Just Say It. He'd Be Like, "uhh, In Terms Of, How Are We Doing With That?" I Realized Nobody Knows What They're Talking About. Everyone's Bullshitting. Maybe Not Everybody, But Certainly A Lot Of People.

I Used To Work In An Office In New York For This Terrible Company, And We Used To Have Staff Meetings, And I Would Just Count How Many Times The Boss Would Use The Phrase "in Terms Of." And He Would Say It Like 30 Or 40 Times. And Sometimes He Would Just Say It. He'd Be Like, "uhh, In Terms Of, How Are We Doing With That?" I Realized Nobody Knows What They're Talking About. Everyone's Bullshitting. Maybe Not Everybody, But Certainly A Lot Of People.

I'm Very Wary Of Doing Political Stuff For A Lot Of Reasons. One Of The Big Ones Is That The Shelf-life For Them Is Not Very Long, And The Joke Becomes Old News Very Quickly.

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