Nobody Got Anything Great By Playing It

You Literally Can Shoot Someone In The Face On Television And A 7-year-old Can Watch It. But You Can't Show The Slight Of A Man's Hip, Because Dear God, Someone Might Think Of Sex. And While We All Hope Our Kids Grow Up To Have Sex, We Do Not Hope They Grow Up To Shoot Someone In The Face.

You Want To Be A Writer? A Writer Is Someone Who Writes Every Day, So Start Writing. You Don't Have A Job? Get One. Any Job. Don't Sit At Home Waiting For The Magical Opportunity. Who Are You? Prince William? No. Get A Job. Go To Work. Do Something Until You Can Do Something Else.

Whenever You See Me Somewhere Succeeding In One Area Of My Life, That Almost Certainly Means I Am Failing In Another Area Of My Life.

I Was 4 And Dictating Stories Into A Tape Recorder, And My Mom Typed Them Up.

Perfect Is Boring And Dreams Are Not Real. Just... Do. So You Think, "i Wish I Could Travel." Great. Sell Your Crappy Car, Buy A Ticket To Bangkok, And Go. Right Now. I'm Serious.