Nobody Ever Says, "can I Have Your

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You Know My Father's Favorite Game? Come Here And Pull My Finger.

I’m Supposed To Figure Out If The Glass Is Half Full Or Half Empty,” I Told Her. Without A Moment’s Hesitation, In A Split Second, My Grandmother Shrugged And Said: “it Depends On If You’re Drinking Or Pouring.

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