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As Marriage Produces Children, So Children Produce Care And Disputes; And Wrangling.

There Is Nothing Can Pay One For That Invaluable Ignorance Which Is The Companion Of Youth, Those Sanguine Groundless Hopes, And That Lively Vanity Which Makes All The Happiness Of Life.

Men Are Vile Inconstant Toads.

One Can Never Outlive One's Vanity.

Satire Should, Like A Polished Razor Keen, Wound With A Touch That's Scarcely Felt Or Seen.