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When Art Becomes A Science It Is No Longer An Art.

There's No Better Feeling In The World Than A Warm Pizza Box On Your Lap.

Once A Year My Back Will Go Out And It'll Be... It's Like A Sciatic Thing And It's The Smallest Thing. Like I Could Be Leaning Over The Sink To Brush My Teeth In A Weird Way And It Happens.

I Really Wasn't A Class Clown.

Teachers Have A Chance To Mold Someone, Inspire Them. I Hope All Teachers Realize That.