Nobody Actually Ever Does This—escaping Through A

Once A Year My Back Will Go Out And It'll Be... It's Like A Sciatic Thing And It's The Smallest Thing. Like I Could Be Leaning Over The Sink To Brush My Teeth In A Weird Way And It Happens.

I Think I Invented The Phrase 'don't Overdo It.'

You Think School Ends When It Ends, But It Doesn't.

Now I'm Starting To Jog. But Every Time I Do Jog I Have 9-1 Pressed Into My Phone, With The Next '1' Ready To Be Launched In Case I Drop.

I'm Not A Gay Man, But I Will Say This: I Get It Now. I Know What All The Hype Is About.