No Woman Really Wants A Man To

I Do Not Scruple To Employ Mendacity And A Fictitious Appearance Of Female Incompetence When The Occasion Demands It.

I Will Tell You A Little Secret About Archaeologists, Dear Reader. They All Pretend T Be Very High-minded. They Claim That Their Sole Aim In Excavation Is To Uncover The Mysteries Of The Past And Add To The Store Of Human Knowledge. They Lie. What They Really Want Is A Spectacular Discovery, So They Can Get Their Names In The Newspapers And Inspire Envy And Hatred In The Hearts Of Their Rivals.

A Fondness For Martyrdom, Especially Of The Verbal Variety, Is Common To The Young.

It's Not Unsporting To Thrash A Cowardly Cad,' Said Simmons. 'everyone Knows You Don't Fight Like A Gentleman.' 'that Might Be Called An Oxymoron,' Ramses Said. 'oh--sorry. Bad Form To Use Long Words. Look It Up When You Get Home.' The Poor Devil Didn't Know How To Fight, Like A Gentleman Or Otherwise.

Is Is Difficult To Be Angry With A Gentleman Who Pays You Compliments, Even Impertinent Compliments. Especially Impertinent Compliments.