...no Woman Can Love A Weak Man

When You're Young, There's A Whole Lot Of Stuff You Say You'll Never Do. Once You Get A Little Older, The List Tends To Get Shorter.

Any Time Your Life Is At Stake And You Can't Find Even One Woman To Come Forward And Say, 'this Is A Good Man,' Your Problem Isn't What Kind Of Woman They Are. Your Problem Is What Kind Of Men You Are.

I Think All Negotiations Should Take Place At A Round Table And Everybody Should Have To Rotate Counterclockwise Once An Hour So That Even The Perception Of Head Of The Table, Or Foot, Are Ritually Obliterated.

You Can't Save A Person Who Doesn't Want To Be Saved. It Was Like Mr. Eddie Always Told The New Gardeners: Everybody's Got To Kill Their Own Snakes.

Sometimes You Meet Yourself On The Road Before You Have A Chance To Learn The Appropriate Greeting. Faced With Your Own Possibilities, The Hard Part Is Knowing A Speech Is Not Required. All You Have To Say Is Yes.