No, They Can't. They Can't Be Luke

The Chief Difference Between Horror Fans And Science Fiction Fans Lies In Why They Won't Walk Backwards. A Horror Fan Won't Walk Backwards Because He Knows He'll Be Knifed By A Madman. A Science Fiction Fan Won't Walk Backwards Because He Knows He'll Step On The Cat.

Oh, Wonderful. I Killed His Father. He Hates Me. He Knows How To Make Bombs. Come On, Wedge, How Does This Story End?

The Good Thing About Being Dr. Frankenstein Is That You Can Always Make New Friends.

Definition Of 'free': You Pay For It Whether Or Not You Elect To Receive It.

Feminism Is Sort Of Like God. Many People Profess To Believe In It, But No One Seems To Be Able To Define It To Everyone's Satisfaction.