No Self-respecting Gay Guy Would Have Ever

I Got To Watch Frank Capra, In His Eighties, In Action. You Read All The Stories About Frank Capra Fighting With The Head Of Columbia, Harry Cohn, "it's My Way Or The Highway." I Got To Watch That. He Lambasted Me, "you Cannot Do This. You Will Fail." Finally, After Another Hour Of Conversation, I Convinced Him To Help Me Write The Speech.

When I Am On The Road And Heading To My Next Venue, I Think About My Audience.

There Was Another Guy Suggested. He Was A Tall And Dark-haired And Jewy, And I Said, "no, He's Too Close To Me." It Ended Up Being Jerry Seinfeld.

I'm Just Waiting For People To Start Asking Me To Make The Rain Disappear.

Ride On! Rough-shod If Need Be, Smooth-shod If That Will Do, But Ride On! Ride On Over All Obstacles, And Win The Race!