No Retreat. No Retreat. They Must Conquer

One Wife Is Too Much For Most Husbands To Bear, But Two At A Time There's No Mortal Can Bear.

't Is Woman That Seduces All Mankind; By Her We First Were Taught The Wheedling Arts.

Can You Support The Expense Of A Husband, Hussy, In Gaming, Drinking And Whoring? Have You Money Enough To Carry On The Daily Quarrels Of Man And Wife About Who Shall Squander Most?

Who Friendship With A Knave Hath Made, Is Judged A Partner In The Trade.

Good Housewives All The Winter's Rage Despise, Defended By The Riding-hood's Disguise; Or, Underneath The Umbrella's Oily Shade, Safe Through The Wet On Clinking Pattens Tread, Let Persian Dames The Unbrella's Ribs Display, To Guard Their Beauties From The Sunny Ray; Or Sweating Slaves Support The Shady Load, When Eastern Monarchs Show Their State Abroad; Britain In Winter Only Knows Its Aid, To Guard From Chilling Showers The Walking Maid.