No Person Ever Died By Drowning In

Some People Take Pleasure In Regaling One And All With Details Of Their Poor Health. They Are Happy To Give An Organ Recital To Anyone Who Will Listen.

Maturity Is Humility. It Is Being Big Enough To Say, "i Was Wrong." And, When He/she Is Right, The Mature Person Need Not Experience The Satisfaction Of Saying, "i Told You So."

Women Who Are Devoted To Causes, Such As Overpopulation And The Underprivileged [sic], Are Much Less Interested In Fashion Than, Let's Say, Those Who Lunch At La Grenouille And Le Cirque.

Guilt Is A Pollutant And We Don't Need Any More Of It In The World.

No One Knows What A Marriage Is Like Except The Two People In It - And Sometimes One Of Them Doesn't Know.