No Particular Race Is The Enemy. Ignorance

I Think It's Easier For African American And White Comics To Be Praised Than It Is Latinos Because They Think Our Culture Or Our Humor Is Substandard. I Mean, I Just Don't Think They Want To Give Us Credit. I Just Don't Think That They See Us As Important Enough To Be At Their Level. I'm The Longest-produced Comedy At Warner Bros. And I Don't Feel Special. They Come Over And Say Hello. But Everybody's Gonna Make A Lot Of Money And I Don't Feel Like I'm Special To Them.

People Who Are Homeless, They're Not All Addicts. A Lot Of Times, They're Just People Who, Through Something Like Losing Their Job Or Losing Someone In Their Life, Ended Up On The Streets. So Much Of Our Time Is Spent In Cars That Sometimes You Need To Look Out Of Those Windows. And You See That A Dollar, 50 Cents, Whatever You Have, May Not Mean Much To You, But It Means Everything To People Who Are Hungry And Who Are In Need.

If The Worst Thing That Can Happen Is That Nobody Laughs, Then I Can Deal With That, Because The Worst Thing That Can Happen At The Factory Is That I Could Lose A Limb Or Be Crushed By A Huge Machine.

You Know How Mexican Restaurants Always Have "border" In The Name: Border Grill, Border Cafe. You Wouldn't Do That To Black People: Kunta's Kitchen Or Shackles. They Don't Do It To White People. You Don't See The Honkey Grill, The Cracker Barrel... Oh, Nevermind.

From Now On, We're Home Schooling You. Whatever We Don't Know, You Don't Know. When Did The Korean War Start? I Don't Know, And Neither Do You!