No One's Supposed To Be The President.

Not Writing Is Probably The Most Exhausting Profession I've Ever Encountered. It Takes It Out Of You. It's Very Psychically Wearing Not To Write - I Mean If You're Supposed To Be Writing.

I Hate All Jobs. I've Never Had A Job I Liked.

American Women Think That Clothes Fit Them If They Can Fit Into Them. But That's Not At All What Fit Means.

Tolerance Is Really A Better Thing Than Understanding. Because It Doesn't Agitate Against Human Nature.

When I Saw A Phone On A Plane For The First Time, I Panicked ... I Thought People Were Going To Call Me.