No One Said It Would Be Easy

I Can Always Tell When People Have Had Plastic Surgery.

Deeper Than Temperature And The Extinction Of The Polar Bear Is The Idea That We All Share This Beautiful, Ailing Planet, Democrats And Republicans Alike.

I Propose A Limitation Be Put On How Many Squares Of Toilet Paper Can Be Used In Any One Sitting.

Music Really Becomes The Soundtrack To The Major Events To Your Life.

Lie To Me, I Promise To Believe. Lie To Me, But Please Don't Leave.