No One Knows What Women Want!

I Learned That Canadians Are Furious Because Canada Is Exporting Water To The United States. Their Lakes Are Shrinking Because They're Selling Water To The U.s. We Water Our Golf Courses And Every Ice Cream Shop And Every Coffee Shop In The Country Because The Health Inspector Has Said You Have To Have A Steady Stream Of Water Cleaning Your Spoons That You're Frothing Milk With And Their Ice Cream Scoopers. Are You Kidding Me? We're Wasting All This Water While We're Sucking It From Canada And They're Watching Their Lakes Shrink?

A Lot Of Things That Happen In The World Make Me A Bit Crazy.

I've Sorta Learned That I'm So Tired Of Taking Myself So Seriously. It's So Great To Show Up At Work And Truly Enjoy Every Word You Say.

Oil Is Dead, On Its Way To Extinction.

I Have The Attention Span Of A Mosquito From Multitasking And All The Things That Have Affected My Poor Little Brain.