No One Has As Much Luck Around

When A Man Retires, His Wife Gets Twice The Husband But Only Half The Income.

The Best Putting Advice I Ever Received Was Make Sure You Concentrate Real Hard On Keeping That Darn Ball Real Low

Take Less Time To Read The Scorecard And More Time To Read The Hole.

Then Lee Trevino And Jack Nicklaus Come In. I'll Caddie For Jack.

After All These Years, It's Still Embarrassing For Me To Play On The American Golf Tour. Like The Time I Asked My Caddie For A Sand Wedge And He Came Back Ten Minutes Later With A Ham On Rye.