No One Expects The Spanish Inquisition!

I Mean In Recent Years, I Think You've Only Got To Sell Thirty Or Forty Thousand To Get A #1.

As I Said, When We Needed To Move Over To Rock'n'roll, Sam And Vernon Couldn't Quite Make The Shift. So That's When Larry Took Over On Drums, And We Needed A Bass Player.

Because Larry, By Then, Was A Drummer, Who Would Sort Of Get Bored And Tired, And Rather Stand Up And Blow Kisses To People. So We Needed The Bass To Sort Of Drive Along.

Answers Given With Authority Negate The Search For Truth.

When We Did Top Of The Pops For The Third Time, We Decided To Do It As A Television Program Here Called Come Dancing, Which Is Not As Rude As It Sounds.