No One Ever Died From Sleeping In

If God Had Meant Us To Walk Around Naked, He Would Never Have Invented The Wicker Chair.

No Self-respecting Mother Would Run Out Of Intimidations On The Eve Of A Major Holiday.

I Have A Friend Who Lives By A Three-word Philosophy: Seize The Moment. Just Possibly, She May Be The Wisest Woman On This Planet.

One Meal A Day Is Enough For A Lion And Would Be For All Of Us If All We Did All Day Was Swat Flies.

My Second Favorite Household Chore Is Ironing. My First Being Hitting My Head On The Top Bunk Bed Until I Faint.