No One Ever Died From Sleeping In

The Grass Is Always Greener Over The Septic Tank.

Sometimes I Can't Figure Designers Out. It's As If They Flunked Human Anatomy.

It's Frightening To Wake Up One Morning And Discover That While You Were Asleep You Went Out Of Style.

A Grandparent Will Help You With Your Buttons, Your Zippers, And Your Shoelaces And Not Be In Any Hurry For You To Grow Up.

Know The Difference Between Success And Fame. Success Is Mother Teresa. Fame Is Madonna.