No One Ever Died From Sleeping In

Someone Once Threw Me A Small, Brown, Hairy Kiwi Fruit, And I Threw A Wastebasket Over It Until It Was Dead.

With Boys, You Always Know Where You Stand. Right In The Path Of A Hurricane.

When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Make Cookies.

I'm So Bored. I Went To The Food Locker Yesterday To Visit My Meat.

I Remember Thinking How Often We Look, But Never See ... We Listen, But Never Hear ... We Exist, But Never Feel. We Take Our Relationships For Granted. A House Is Only A Place. It Has No Life Of Its Own. It Needs Human Voices, Activity And Laughter To Come Alive.