No One Diets On Thanksgiving.

In General My Children Refuse To Eat Anything That Hasn't Danced In Television.

Never Have More Children Than You Have Car Windows.

He Opened The Jar Of Pickles When No One Else Could. He Was The Only One In The House Who Wasn't Afraid To Go Into The Basement By Himself. He Cut Himself Shaving, But No One Kissed It Or Got Excited About It. It Was Understood When It Rained, He Got The Car And Brought It Around To The Door. When Anyone Was Sick, He Went Out To Get The Prescription Filled. He Took Lots Of Pictures... But He Was Never In Them.

I Convinced Him His Luggage Had Gone To That Big Bermuda Triangle In The Sky.

Car Designers Are Just Going To Have To Come Up With An Automobile That Outlasts The Payments.