No One Can Take Jesus Away From

There May Be Honor Among Thieves, But There's None In Politicians.

Irish Women Are Always Carrying Water On Their Heads, And Always Carrying Their Husbands Home From Pubs. Such Things Are The Greatest Posture-builders In The World.

If Man Ever Comes To Perfect Equilibrium With The Environment, We'll All Be Redundant, Perhaps Because You Won't Need Art Or Letters.

If You Can't Do Something Willingly And Joyfully, Then Don't Do It. If You Give Up Drinking, Don't Go Moaning About It; Go Back On The Bottle. Do. As. Thou. Wilt.

I Will Not Be A Common Man. I Will Stir The Smooth Sands Of Monotony.