No One Can Disgrace Us But Ourselves.

Menny Think Tha Luv Their Husbands Almost Tew Deth, When In Fack, Tha Are Only Jealous Ov Them.

Knowledge Is Like Money, The More A Man Gits The More He Hankers For.

It Is Better To Know Nothing Than To Know What Ain't So.

You Can Reach Stupidity Only With A Cannon Ball.

One Of The Rarest Things That A Man Ever Does, Is To Do The Best He Can.