No One Can Disgrace Us But Ourselves.

To Bring Up A Child In The Way He Should Go, Travel That Way Yourself Once In A While.

It Is A Great Art To Be Superior To Others Without Letting Them Know It.

There Are People So Addicted To Exaggeration That They Actually Can't Tell The Truth Without Lying.

Self-made Men Are Most Always Apt To Be A Little Too Proud Of The Job.

Put An Englishman Into The Garden Of Eden, And He Would Find Fault With The Whole Blasted Concern; Put A Yankee In, And He Would See Where He Could Alter It To Advantage; Put An Irishman In, And He Would Want To Boss The Thing; Put A Dutchman In, And He Would Proceed To Plant It.