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…my Life Has Been A Remarkable One. Maybe One Day Someone Will Write A Book About Me . . .” "i’ve Never Much Cared For Horror Stories.

I Vividly Remember Being 14. That Was The Age When I Started To Get Happy: I Started Being A Writer And Stopped Being A Loser.

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But Then, He Thought, Most Politicians Are Small And Shabby, The Sort Of People Who Have Been Bullied At School. That's Why They Become Politicians.

When Are You At Your Most Defenseless?