No Offense, But I'd Rather Kiss The

My Favorite Part Of Writing A Book Is Thinking Up The Ideas, And That Can Start A Long Time Before I Actually Sit Down At My Desk.

I'm Not Very Good At Creating Worlds. I Prefer To Write About The World As It Is.

It Is, Of Course, Traditional In Children's Literature To Get Rid Of The Parents.

If This Is What You Do To The Winner, I'd Hate To See How You Treat The Runner Up.

I Didn't Set Fire To The Building." "no, But You Did Pull It Into The River." "that Put The Fire Out!