No Matter What You Do, You'll Never

A Guitar Riff Played On A Piano Doesn't Come Close To The Purity Of It Being Played On A Guitar But I Faked It Enough To Get By.

If I Waited For Inspiration Every Time I Sat Down To Write A Song I Probably Would Be A Plumber Today.

Who Put The Bomp In The Bomp-bomp-bomp-bomp-bomp, Who Put The Ram In The Rama-lama-ding-dong?

I've Written Songs Sober And I've Written Songs High.

Probably Most Successful Songwriters Have An Innate Songwriting Ability.