No Matter What Parents Do, Kids Retain

I Had Seen Cheers Twice, I Think. Ted [danson] Had So Much Hair In His Widow's Peak That I Remember Thinking, "that Dude Looks Like Eddie Munster."

There's A Lot More To Life Than How Fat Or Thin You Are.

I Was Born To Do Sitcoms, Where You Get An Immediate Response From The Audience.

One Time, I Brought Prince To The Set. He's A Friend Of Mine, And He Asked To Come. Everyone Wanted To Meet Him, But He's A Little Shy.

I Am A Little Klutzy And Self-deprecating. I Fit In With The Rest Of The Losers.