No Matter What Heights You Achieve, Even

I'm Sort Of A Walter Mitty. I Got Fewer Brain Cells Than Most People, So When I Got Friendly With Cowboys, I Started Rodeoing. When I Was Calf-roping, There Was Something About The Dirt That Made Me Feel Clean.

I'm Here Instead Of Having Shoulder Surgery. But I'm Not Sure Which Is More Painful.

I Went To A Shrink Once, But I Caught Him Going To A Fortune-teller So I Quit.

Sure, I Want To Be The Best Actor In The World. But My Life Is My Family, My Son, My Friends. I Don't Know How Anyone Can Find Fault With That.

People Are Always Backing Up When I'm Just Going To Shake Their Hands.