No Matter How Long You Live, Die

God Looked Upon His Work And Saw That It Was Good. That Is Where The Clergy Take Issue With Him.

Tragedy And Comedy Are Simply Questions Of Value; A Little Misfit In Life Makes Us Laugh; A Great One Is Tragedy And Cause For Expression Of Grief.

A Failure Is A Man Who Has Blundered, But Is Not Able To Cash In The Experience.

I Have Noticed That Youngsters Given To The Climbing Habit Usually Do Something When They Grow Up

War Is The Sure Result Of The Existence Of Armed Men. That Country Which Maintains A Large Standing Army Will Sooner Or Later Have A War. The Man Who Prides Himself On Fisticuffs Is Going, Some Day, To Meet A Man Who Considers Himself The Better Man, And They Will Test The Issue.