No Matter How I Might Feel About

If I'm Going To Follow A God, Why Would I Want To Follow A God Of My Creation? That Would Be An Alcoholic Idiot Nitwit Jerk God!

My Wife Bought An Extra Life Insurance Policy On Me.

I Got Married At A Very Young Age, And Of Course, For All The Wrong Reasons, And Ended Up Divorced And Lost Everything. It Was A Very Difficult Time In My Life.

I Lived To Make Scott Baio Laugh.

I'm Cleaning Toilets For $30 A Day, Because I Needed That $30, And People Are Pointing At Me, Saying, Look At The Big Movie Star. Look Where He Is Now. I Just Said, I'm Where God Put Me.