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A Married Man Is A Man With A Past, While A Bachelor Is A Man With A Future.

An Englishman Does Everything On Principle: He Fights You On Patriotic Principles; He Robs You On Business Principles; He Enslaves You On Imperial Principles.

Consistency Is The Enemy Of Enterprise, Just As Symmetry Is The Enemy Of Art.

I Make A Fortune From Criticizing The Policy Of The Government, And Then Hand It Over To The Government In Taxes To Keep It Going.

Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions, Not With Bad Ones. All Men Mean Well.