No Hour Of Life Is Wasted That

Armed With A Paint-box, One Cannot Be Bored, One Cannot Be Left At A Loose End, One Cannot 'have Several Days On One's Hands.

I Drink And Smoke And I Am Two Hundred Percent Fit.

Golf. Trying To Knock A Tiny Ball Into An Even Smaller Hole With Implements Ill Suited To The Purpose.

The Poor Girl Does Not Know How To Have A Conversation. Unfortunately, She Does Know How To Speak.

The Main Vice Of Capitalism Is The Uneven Distribution Of Prosperity. The Main Vice Of Socialism Is The Even Distribution Of Misery.