No Englishman Is Ever Fairly Beaten

Am Reserving Two Tickets For You For My Premiere. Come And Bring A Friend - If You Have One. Telegram Inviting Winston Churchill To Opening Night Of Pygmalion. Churchill Wired Back: Impossible To Be Present For The First Performance. Will Attend The Second - If There Is One.

No Man Fully Capable Of His Own Language Ever Masters Another.

Although I Cannot Lay An Egg, I Am A Very Good Judge Of Omelettes

Of The Two Lots, The Woman's Lot Of Perpetual Motherhood, And The Man's Of Perpetual Babyhood, I Prefer The Man's.

All Artists Are Anarchists.