No Englishman Is Ever Fairly Beaten

The British Churchgoer Prefers A Severe Preacher Because He Thinks A Few Home Truths Will Do His Neighbors No Harm.

Well, Upon My Soul! You Are Not Ashamed To Stand There And Confess Yourself A Disgusting Drunkard.

All Censorships Exist To Prevent Anyone From Challenging Current Conceptions And Existing Institutions.

The Problem With The Press Is That They Can't Tell The Difference Between A Bicycle Crash And The End Of Civilization.

He Who Has Never Hoped Can Never Despair