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Accordion, N. An Instrument In Harmony With The Sentiments Of An Assassin.

Economy, N. Purchasing The Barrel Of Whiskey That You Do Not Need For The Price Of The Cow That You Cannot Afford.

Ink, N. A Villainous Compound Of Tannogallate Of Iron, Gum-arabic, And Water, Chiefly Used To Facilitate The Infection Of Idiocy And Promote Intellectual Crime.

Imagination, N. A Warehouse Of Facts, With Poet And Liar In Joint Ownership.

Laziness. Unwarranted Repose Of Manner In A Person Of Low Degree.