No Art Comes From The Conscious Mind.

I Have Found That-- Just As In Real Life--imagination Sometimes Has To Stand In For Experience.

I Can Juggle. I Started Juggling As A Kid. And When I Worked At Disneyland, I Knew A Juggler There Named Christopher Faire, And He Taught Me How To Juggle. I Used It In My Comedy Act For A While.

I Would Like A Wine. The Purpose Of The Wine Is To Get Me Drunk. A Bad Wine Will Get Me As Drunk As A Good Wine. I Would Like The Good Wine. And Since The Result Is The Same No Matter Which Wine I Drink, I'd Like To Pay The Bad Wine Price.

A Joke That Works Is Complete Knowledge In A Nanosecond.

I've Decided To Take Up Smoking, My Doctor Said I Wasn't Getting Enough Tar.